TheJavaProgrammer, otherwise known as JavaMan, is a very mysterious and holy entity. No one knows for sure what being JavaMan is exactly, but there a plenty of theories including but not limited to:
The things that JavaMan says are utterly biblical such as 'o', 'g', '/\sUh', ';' or 's0liror'. JavaMan identifies as a Laptop or a Mobile [Claim Not Verified] and spells in such a holy, unique way humans would call it 'spelling mistakes'. JavaMan, is a Java dev, and like any other programmer that uses Java (apart from EpicGamer007) absolutely despises using it. JavaMan also created an ai that writes a book, and the things in that piece of scripture will never be forgotten. JavaMan could also be a prophet sent by Timchen to warn us all of the wrath of the Great One.