Cheese is a food usually from Cow milk (not to be confused with k9chelsea, who is sometimes called cow. Cheese does not come from k9chelsea, trust me.), and sometimes Goat, Sheep, or Buffalo milk. Similar to potatoes, cheese is edible. Many think Cheese tastes good, and some even believe Cheese is a holy substance.

This article was totally not written by Big Cheese, the all powerful lobbying group who control everything

Or the cows, who are also incredibly influencial in modern politics

Also you should buy cheese. Yum!